Matviy Andreyev

Posted on 4 February 2025
Matviy Andreyev

Mukachevo

Got of the train at the little and lovely railway platform «Karpaty» 15 km from Mukachevo.

«Karpaty sanatorium» station near Mukachevo

There is a castle on a hillside close to that train station. Once called Beregvar, the castle belonged to the austria-hungarian rich family of Shenborns. They had more than one castle to choose from. This castle is part of a sanatorium, namely building nr. 2. The entry fee was UAH 20.

Beregvar castle of Shenborn family.

The castle entry was allowed — both on your own, and with a guide. It was dull and half-dark inside.

Dull insides of Beregvar castle

Guides were showing people this chandelier called «Melusine» as if it was something of exceptional interest, and were telling crazy numerological myths about the connection between the calendar and the number of windows in the castle.

Melusine chandelier in Beregvar castle

I did not find the castle interesting or pleasant. All the beauty was outside. I spent more time staring at this red fir between the paving tiles, than I did inside the castle.

Fir between the paving tiles

The water spring was not a very nice looking one itself, but it was surrounded by the beauty of Carpathians.

Water spring near Beregvar castle in Karpaty sanatorium

Those who do not believe in water cycle for some reason, can be converted here. The water constantly falls back from where it got up to. Carpathians are the kingdom of water.

Clouds ofer Karpaty sanatorium

Mukachevo

Almost everything has been closed in the town on weekend. I heard about this cultural phenomenon, but still didn't get used to it.

Mukachevo in wet weather. Myru street

The list of what was working: marshrutkas, buses, a few frightening convenience shops, and one eatery of a fast-food network.

Bus from Mukachevo to V. Luchky. Mukachevo«Alcomarket» — a scary shop selling alcohol. Mukachevo

Practically impossible to meet in Kyiv region, a horse crate was readily cutting through the air over the streets of Mukachevo.

A horse crate in Mukachevo

The castle in Mukachevo was beautiful and immensely popular. It was crowded despite the weather. People were coming in buses and were equipped with simplest rain covers of blue plastic, possibly, supplied by the tour operator.

View of Mukachevo castle from below the hill

There was some kind of social experiment going on at the entrance. Ignoring the thickness of the crowd, the only entrance was wide enough for just one person, and served as entrance and exit simultaneously.

Mukachevo castle, area before the entrance

Guides were pastoring herds of people and blocked the hallways when they needed to stop to talk about some place. If I stopped at one place, I could compare how different guides were telling the same information.

Mukachevo castle, inner patio

The castle hill had views. The rocks, the walls and the views were good, but it felt like a completely devoid of life, bleached skeleton of a dinosaur inside.

The interior of a museum room in Mukachevo castle

The uppermost floor had an unlit room where a stuffed twin-headed calf was on display.

stuffed twin-headed calf in Mukachevo castle

It was not the best weather to go outside.

Вид на Мукачево з собакою на стіні замку, дощить

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Some pedestrian crossings in the center were marked up in such a way that each painted strip was not wider than the row of cobbles.

A pedestrian crossing. Yellow on cobblestones. Mukachevo

This anatomically incorrect lion was decorating a building — and the whole town, too — with itself.

A badly drawn lion. Sculpture on a building. Mukachevo
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