Matviy Andreyev

Crimea in 2008

Matviy Andreyev

We were visiting Simferopol, Sevastopol and Bakhchisaray, the latter of which without taking photos due to a full memory card.

Simferopol

We tried to diverge from the usual «board something and leave for the sea» scheme and went to see a place called Scythian Neapol, looking around us on the way there. The Neapol is near one end of the marshrutka bus route 101 — Tarabukina street. The Wikipedia said that these ruins were abandoned and not maintained. That fact turned out to be true. The lonely mausoleum of a king called Skilur was standing among untrimmed vegetation, stained with feces.

Ruins of king Skilur's mausoleum at ancient site called the Scythian Neapol on the outskirts of Simferopol

Private houses, dachas and garbage move closer and closer to this archaeological site.

Scythian Neapol as seen from the marshrutka bus stop. Simferopol

The marshrutka route 101 had two hours between the buses. We did not want to wait for so long, so the Neapol received only ten minutes of our attention, after which we boarded the same marshrutka which brought us here.

Stairs of the Scythian Neapol in Simferopol

A pretty good view of Simferopol opened up from this place. I did not take a photo of it, shame on me.

Passenger of marshrutkas in crimean cities were saying «make a stop» to the drivers when they needed to. «Make a stoppie on the intersection». Some people used a simplified formula that omitted the «stop» noun, implying it, i.e. «make it near the shop». Even less often the shorter form was used: «near the lantern, please» — same one as was common in Kyiv.

Park sculptures resembling the tolkienism were seen near one end of Pushkinska street. Death with a guitar, for example.

park sculpture of death carrying a guitar in Simferopol

Some ponds near Salhyr river. This place is called «zelenka» (a colloquial name of solutio viridis nitentis spirituosa on the post-soviet lands) by the locals.

Ponds near Salhyr river in the area called «zelenka» in Simferopol

The checkerboard fountain was not working. The Salhyr river, a theatre and a music college are nearby.

Checkerboard fountain in Simferopol.

Lots of people become nostalgic when seeing old trolleybuses like this Škoda 9TrH29, vehicle number 1776.

An old trolleybus Škoda 9TrH29 vehicle number 1776 near the train station in Simferopol.

Later we boarded a random trolleybus and rode its full route both ways. It was route number 5.

a ticket of Simferopol electric public transport. Costed UAH 0.6 in 2008

Sevastopol

I witnessed a strange phenomenon in Sevastopol. Marhshrutka drivers did not let people with tourist backpacks inside, aggressively. Yelling at them and pushing them out of doors. I saw a group of four people pushed away from the bus door despite only one person had a backpack among them. The locals are aware of such behaviour, and they also knew that there existed an invisible line after which backpacks were allowed. We were told by kind bystanders that we could take a trolleybus to a place inside that invisible line, and we avoided the idiotic confrontation. Well, it was a «when in Rome do as the Romans do» situation, I guess.

The city of Sevastopol seemed to have two centers. Center number one was the center. Center number two was the 5-th kilometer — it was on the fifth kilometer on the road to Balaklava, where there were lots of buses, marshrutkas, and a big bazaar. It was very often that we received the answer containing «First go the 5-th kilometer, then...» to our questions about directions to some places.

I did not take many photos. Here is an unofficial sign from a place called Maksymova dacha, with mistakes, which is funny to a russian-speaker. It reads «all kinds of activities related to pollution is prohibited» (plural-single error intentional). A good text for a white t-shirt!

Russian text meaning «all kinds of activities related to pollution is prohibited» (mistakes preserved intentionally). Part of a sign on Maksymova dacha in Sevastopol

A moment in life of the Yashmovy (Jasper) beach at the bottom of the beautiful cliffs of cape Fiolent. The rock with obscene words separated the nude beach from the usual one.

a diver in a swimsuit standing one foote in the sea near a rock with obscene words. Yashmovy (Jasper) beach on cape Fiolent, Simferopol.

Chersonesus

Getting to Chersonesus by meant of public transit was a quest. A case of «First, you get to the 5-th kilometer, then...» situation, it required catching a marshrutka number 22 on the 5-th kilometer. That bus departs once per 40 minutes. It is better not to wait, but take other buses which pass somewhat close to Chersonesus and walk a couple kilometers. Or, take a taxi if you are rich.

It was a strong breeze. There were waves,

a wave breaking into the shore at Chersonesus

And there were yellow-legged gulls.

A young yellow-legged gull Larus michahellis in the sky over Chersonesus

The shore of Chersonesus is a local natural reserve.

The bird on the photo is a young yellow-legged gull (Larus michahellis).

The amphitheater was operational and had scheduled performances.

The ticket desk at the Chersonesus amphitheater

Getting back to town was an even harder quest, because the marshrutka 22 was overloaded over all factory weight limits. We went by feet again to board some trolleybus.

Balaklava

Ruins of a fortress, a cliche picture.

Ancient Genoa fortress in Balaklava

A ridiculous concrete beach on the side of the bay. Ridiculous because it was made of concrete, it was tiny, and it had a sign that prohibited swimming. Is there something left for this place to still have the right to be called a beach at all?

Balaklava concrete beach

A lighthouse and the hole of the submarine base, reminding the shield of a triceratops.

The Balaklava bay entrance. One of the lighthouses and the opening of the submarine tunnel

A forgotten cinema behind a market of souvenirs. «Rodina» was a popular name given to cinemas in various cities and towns in the USSR.

Rodina cinema partially visible behind the souvenir kiosks in Balaklava

Another cliche photo: view of the town from the fortress. There existed a myth abouth the grim building on the front, which stated that it was the place of training kamikaze dolphins. I do not know whether it is true or not.

Balaklava view

A corridor of the submarine maintenance base.

Corridor in the Balaklava submarine base museum

The water was stated to be 8 meters deep.

Water in the submarine base tunnel. Balaklava museum

An archaic (well, from the time of the USSR) soda water vending machine.

A soviet soda vending machine in the submarine base museum. Balaklava

We spent two hours in this museum.

Visitor ticket ЦМ 029767 of the Balaklava submarine base museum, 2008

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